Honky Tonkitis

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In surprising news today, Kurt Weber, drummer for Honky Tonkitis, is out as official spokesmodel for Suave Shampoo for men.

 Kurt Weber

The clean-cut, closely-cropped Weber will be replaced by Clay Matthews, long-haired hippie and Superbowl veteran of the Green Bay Packers.

Clay Matthews, long-haired hippee

No word yet on whether Weber Grills are seeking to terminate the Honky Tonkitis drummer as their spokesman as well.