Honky Tonkitis

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Local guitarist Chris Conrad of the group Honky Tonkitis announced his departure from the band on Monday. Key to making the decision, Conrad stated, was that he found performing with the group more boring than working on cars.

"There'd be times when we were all partying, I'd have like, five women in my face, and all I could think of was installing that new transmission on my midget racer."

"The band would remark that I'd played a great guitar solo in some song during a sold-out performance, and all I remember was dreaming about tracing down that faulty wiring leading to the taillights."

"Sure, there's the stardom, the worship, the booze, the travel, meeting famous people, gorgeous women, and the money. But at the end of the day, it just doesn't hold a candle to installing a new gas tank. Especially when holding a candle to a new gas tank may cause it blow up."


Midget racer: much less boring than this: