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  • Nov 18
    Kochanski's Concertina Beer Hall,  Milwaukee
     

Honky Tonkitis

Here's where you talk to the band

Jukebox

Hey kids!

Now you too can create your own honky tonk song with a little help from the boys at Honky Tonkitis! Go ahead and fill in the requested words below and you're well on your way to writing your first hit honky tonk song! (Honky Tonkitis takes no responsibility for the words "hit," "honky tonk," or "song.)

 

I'm drinking _______________, and it's wrecking my whole life,

             brand of alcohol

My baby's ______________, and it's causing me some strife,

            painful verb

I'm begging baby, won't you ___________________,

                             fix stuff verb

Before we _____________________________________________.

          Messed-up results that rhyme with fix stuff verb

CHORUS

Darlin', you hold my _______________ in your hands,

                      body organ

And the tears they _________ with every squeeze,

                    verb

Darlin' why don't you hold my ________________ instead,

                              alcoholic drink

Or I'll be dead, or on my knees